The Eternal Life of Bill Gates

BILL GATES WILL INHERIT ETERNAL LIFE

as an eternal life iridium miner on an asteroid near Mars with Dr. Fauci.

He will have a eugenics swastika burned on his forehead and sleep in a hall of mirrors.

FOR ETERNITY

like his favorite Calvin Klein cologne.

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  1. I knew God would reward me for my PIETY

    and for loving my enemy

    LUST
    GLUTTONY
    ENVY
    SLOTH
    GREED
    ANGER
    PRIDE

    all lead to death….le baron’s GREED is leading to the DEATH of the entire PLANET

  2. Yes, let us read Bill Gates’ punishment for the sin of GREED in HELL

    What it is

    Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

    Why you do it

    You live in possibly the most pampered, consumerist society since the Roman Empire.

    Your punishment in Hell will be

    You’ll be boiled alive in oil. Bear in mind that it’s the finest, most luxurious boiling oil that money can buy, but it’s still boiling.

    Associated symbols & suchlike

    Greed is linked with the frog and the color yellow.

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